Car Wash Worker Gifts

Ed's Car Wash,

Night Wash man.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

Auto Mechanic Birthdays

Stimulus bust

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Elephant cleans a car.

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Bird poo decals.

"Your son is a bus driver? Well, my Andy goes to university..."

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

'I'd like the inside cleaned please.' - 'Leave the windows open.'

Wild Window Washers

"Don't worry, man. President Trump will take care of us. . ."

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

Eco-friendly car wash.

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

General Motors.

Where's the difference?

"I had this weird nightmare. I dreamed I was a muffler! I woke up exhausted."

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

'I'm not sure this is the best way to get relief from your poison ivy, Bob.'

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

Union Label is Edsel

'Muffy!'

"Do you sell backup cameras?"