Car Wash Technician Gifts

Wild Window Washers

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Take me to your mechanic."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Nice park. . .

Auto Mechanic Birthdays

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

A self-filling prophecy.

Elephant cleans a car.

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

Bird poo decals.

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

Man at Muffler Shop sees door sign: 'Exhausted'.

'I'd like the inside cleaned please.' - 'Leave the windows open.'

"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"

"It's worse than I thought."

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

And could you put in a louder horn?'

Eco-friendly car wash.

"It's a high tech weather control device, whenever you wash it, it rains"

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

'What I said was PUNCTURE!'

"Remember, back in the day, when you could at least pretend that you could fix something."

"Would you like the tires checked, also?"

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."

'I'm not sure this is the best way to get relief from your poison ivy, Bob.'