Car Wash Fanatic Gifts

Man going through a car wash in a bath tub.

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

A 1950's Barber Shop

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

"Our smart car sent a text saying it went to the car wash to get all the winter salt off it. Did it also have to say because I was too lazy to do it?"

Elephant cleans a car.

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

Wild Window Washers

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

"It's a high tech weather control device, whenever you wash it, it rains"

Eco-friendly car wash.

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."

"The good news is it wasn't a slow leak. The bad news is I have tinnitus."

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

'Hurry-up... I'm waiting!'

'Muffy!'

"Does he like those shorts you bought him for Christmas?"

But this is more than the estimate!