Carwash Aficionados Gifts

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

Car wash / Mouth wash

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Pay attention, 'switch it off switch it on again' does not apply to the life support machines."

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Elephant cleans a car.

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

I have a date tonight. She's coming over. I need to get home and clean it all up. Not so fast, little buddy. Cleaning is a delicate art. Clean too little, and she thinks you're a slob. Clean too much, and she thinks you're hiding something. It's almost as if you haven't read chapter 7 of the manual. What manual? "Mancleaning: By Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." You wrote a whole book about cleaning? It's the follow-up to "How to Reach the Tenth Level of Passion by Feng Shui-ing Your Dust Bunnies." It's

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

Bird poo decals.

"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"

Wild Window Washers

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

Vacuum Cleaner Plugged Into Pig's Nose.

"It's a high tech weather control device, whenever you wash it, it rains"

Eco-friendly car wash.

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

'I'm not sure this is the best way to get relief from your poison ivy, Bob.'

"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."

"No dear,I'm not treading mud over your nice,clean kitchen floor..."

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."

"Washing the car?"

Nature also abhors a vacuum salesman.

Hog Wash.

"Does he like those shorts you bought him for Christmas?"

'Nature's not the only one to abhor a vacuum. I do too.'

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

'Hurry-up... I'm waiting!'