Carwash Aficionados Gifts

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

Car wash / Mouth wash

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Pay attention, 'switch it off switch it on again' does not apply to the life support machines."

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Elephant cleans a car.

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"

Wild Window Washers

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

"It's a high tech weather control device, whenever you wash it, it rains"

Eco-friendly car wash.

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."

"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."

"No dear,I'm not treading mud over your nice,clean kitchen floor..."

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

'Hurry-up... I'm waiting!'

Nature also abhors a vacuum salesman.

"Does he like those shorts you bought him for Christmas?"

'Nature's not the only one to abhor a vacuum. I do too.'

Man going through a car wash in a bath tub.

"Washing the car?"