Carwash Connoisseur Gifts

Knight walks through a car wash to get clean.

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"Hello job security."

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Decluttering. . .

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"

'I see the Maids have been in!'

'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'

Junior's Towel

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

New more powerful, furniture polish.

"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

"I can't watch this, it's disgusting!"

'Being married is a very expensive way to get your laundry done for free!'

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

'We already have a helper monkey for that.'

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

"Now, that's what I call a skyscraper!"