Car Care Aficionados Gifts

'How's my brother-in-law's home brew? It's great; it removes all the dirt and leaves a lasting shine,'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Sailor in Car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

Penguin Remote

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Chicken Road Crossing

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

A 1950's Barber Shop

'My other baby is Mercedes'

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

I love that new elephant smell.

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."