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'How's my brother-in-law's home brew? It's great; it removes all the dirt and leaves a lasting shine,'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Sailor in Car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

Penguin Remote

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Chicken Road Crossing

A 1950's Barber Shop

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."