Car Care Lover T-Shirts

"Your car won't be ready until it changes it's attitude."

"I'm at the dealership topping off my fluids while my car gets an oil change."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Route 666

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

Snow Bridge.

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'