Car Care Lover T-Shirts

"Your car won't be ready until it changes it's attitude."

"I'm at the dealership topping off my fluids while my car gets an oil change."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Route 666

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Snow Bridge.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

'When last did you have your oil changed?'