Car Washing Gifts

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

'Remember, Son, the value of your pocket money can go down as well as up.'

"Daddy and I washed the car!"

"Why do birds only crap on clean cars?"

Sign says: 'Thank you for not saying: Can you do mine next?, It'll rain now, Missed a bit.'

'So THIS, Hartwelder, is how YOU spend your lunch hours?!'

'Muffy!'

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

"Washing the car?"

Rally dust decorating $100 - Hand wash $5

"I'm just of to wash the car dear. . ."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Elephant cleans a car.

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

Bird poo decals.

'I'd like the inside cleaned please.' - 'Leave the windows open.'

"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"

Wild Window Washers

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

"It's a high tech weather control device, whenever you wash it, it rains"

Eco-friendly car wash.

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

Hand Car Wash.

"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."

'I'm not sure this is the best way to get relief from your poison ivy, Bob.'

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

"Does he like those shorts you bought him for Christmas?"

Hog Wash.