Car Cleaning Gifts

Man cleans car but not his dirty children

'Why do you cats always have to leave tracks on my nice clean car?'

'How's my brother-in-law's home brew? It's great; it removes all the dirt and leaves a lasting shine,'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Car wash / Mouth wash

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Elephant cleans a car.

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

Bird poo decals.

'Now you do know she needs a bath every week and an oil change every 3000 miles?'

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

"It's a high tech weather control device, whenever you wash it, it rains"

Eco-friendly car wash.

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

'Not yet! Not yet! Wait until he waxes it!'

Hand Car Wash.

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

"Hold on now, let me show you a less self-destructive way to defile that windshield."

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

'I'm not sure this is the best way to get relief from your poison ivy, Bob.'

"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."

"I couldn't sleep."

"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

Hog Wash.

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

'Muffy!'

'Hurry-up... I'm waiting!'