Car Cleaning Professionals Gifts

Car cleaning.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Car wash / Mouth wash

Demonic Repossession.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

Elephant cleans a car.

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

'I have fixed your car. That other whining sound is your husband checking over my bill.'

Bird poo decals.

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

'I'd like the inside cleaned please.' - 'Leave the windows open.'

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

Wild Window Washers

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

Hand Car Wash.

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."

"Washing the car?"

'Muffy!'

'Wait till she's dried it off completely -- it'll stick better that way.'

Clancy: Car Repairs

'Hurry-up... I'm waiting!'

Ed's Car Wash,

'For $10.95 can I interest you in our deluxe wash and wax?'

'I couldn't fix the brakes, so I made your horn louder.'

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

"Brad, you missed the newly polished car by a country mile, I'm sorry you won't be coming back next week!!"