Car Cleaning Warrior Gifts

'Wait till she's dried it off completely -- it'll stick better that way.'

The household cavalry

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Car wash / Mouth wash

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

Our house is a mess! Life's messy, I need to simplify. You don't have the nerve to do what needs to be done. We left our laundry on the sofa for you, mom! You're so wrong. I can too get rid of my kids. You'll save tons on cleaning supplies alone!

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

Human Dust Buster

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

"Remember when all this was free?"

Hey! I just vacuumed there!! Sisyphus at home.

'Don't blame me, I told you to pick your feet up.'

Eco-friendly car wash.

"I did take off my muddy shoes, mom...these are my socks!"

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

"First."

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

"My kitchen is a magical place. People suddenly appear at mealtime and disappear when it's time to clean."

Hand Car Wash.

"I said, I think it's time we changed the cat's litter box!"

"Gloves off at the table please!" "They're not gloves, they're dirt!"

"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."

'I'm not sure this is the best way to get relief from your poison ivy, Bob.'

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."

'Mum said you were the first man she ever trained, Dad.'

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

"Washing the car?"

'Muffy!'

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'