Window Cleaning Warrior Gifts

'Thank you for sharing the squeegee.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"I don't do windows."

"There's more inside."

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

The household cavalry

"You run into a window, too?"

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

"Turn down the bass."

Paving over the window-box

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"You fly into a window, too?"

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

"Clean your specs, lady?"

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

Plane windscreen cleaner

'The staff are calling for transparent management Miss Beamish and this is it.'

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

''Wait till they've gone, then quietly clean the windows', I said - But you won't be told!'

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

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Human Dust Buster

Window Cleaner asks for help.

"I move for less transparency."

'What was all that yelling outside?'

Alien window cleaner...

"Uh-oh! - That was the window cleaner. . ."