Window Cleaner Survivor Gifts

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

The household cavalry

"You run into a window, too?"

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

Emergency Pants

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"You fly into a window, too?"

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'What luck!'

"Clean your specs, lady?"

Plane windscreen cleaner

'The staff are calling for transparent management Miss Beamish and this is it.'

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

Window Cleaner asks for help.

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries