Window Cleaner Sympathizer Gifts

"You run into a window, too?"

"I don't do windows."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

'The staff are calling for transparent management Miss Beamish and this is it.'

"Clean your specs, lady?"

Plane windscreen cleaner

"The season finale of the world is near."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

''Wait till they've gone, then quietly clean the windows', I said - But you won't be told!'

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

Window Cleaner asks for help.

"I move for less transparency."

'What was all that yelling outside?'

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That sould keep you busy for the next decade.'

Alien window cleaner...

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

"Uh-oh! - That was the window cleaner. . ."

'Watch out! That stuff prevents streaking!'

"Enough with the criticism!"

'It's in my resume. I don't do computer windows.'

Wild Window Washers

"So this is the company ladder you told me you were at the top of!"