Chimney Sweeper Sympathizer Gifts

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

"You run into a window, too?"

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

A bit of Newlyn.

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

Santa hosing the Chimney.

"Damned cyclists."

'Isn't it great?!'

Santa relaxes by Fire

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

'I told mom and dad we should call a chimney sweep before Christmas!'

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

Father Christmas' skeleton discovered by Chimney Sweep

'Why do you want a chimney sweep anyway? You're all electric...'

Beginning fires for the winter - Something wrong with the chimney.

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

The Apprentice

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

Have you had your flu shot yet?

The Postman's Winter Delivery

Steeplejack.

"Cor, what a site!"

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

'Atkins Diet, my Aunt Fanny!'

'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'

Chimney Sweep

Episcopalian Flue Jab.

"You're too young to be smoking!"

'You mean, it's not a laundry chute?'