Chimney Sweep Gifts

'Here's your problem,your chimney is full of bats.'

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

'Ma'am, don't you know that dirty chimneys are a fire hazard?'

Chimney sweep sees an advertisement for a Turkish bath

Beginning fires for the winter - Something wrong with the chimney.

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

Two Chimney Sweeps.

'You have bird flue.'

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

'I told mom and dad we should call a chimney sweep before Christmas!'

"Someday, I want to work in a smoke-free workplace."

'It's okay, Santa. We've just had our chimney cleaned.'

"I wish I knew how you managed to get so filthy at work everyday!"

'Jeez, Shirley will be mad at me... There's a spot on my jacket!'

Chimney Sweep

101 uses of a dead cat: chimney sweep

'You've got a buildup of creosote. It's no wonder: You smoked like a chimney.'

Clean Sweep

Santa Claus waits for chimney sweep to clean chimney before he enters it.

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

Studies now prove that chimney sweepers and cats are natural enemies.

The Apprentice

Have you had your flu shot yet?

Father Christmas' skeleton discovered by Chimney Sweep

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"Tell me about your chimney sweeping, uncle."

'Why do you want a chimney sweep anyway? You're all electric...'

Steeplejack.

Chimney sweeps.

Chimney sweep has pipe like a chimney.

Chimney sweep discovers Father Christmas boot and bones blocking chimney.

Chimney sweep is faced with a mischievous imp.

"They say he's been leaving his carbon handprint in some very funny places!"

Episcopalian Flue Jab.

Chimney sweep asking for shelter under a lady's umbrella