Chimney Sweep Fan Gifts

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'It's about time!'

A bit of Newlyn.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

Californians Abroad.

"Damned cyclists."

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

Shopping Trolley

Free Chimney Cleaning.

'I told mom and dad we should call a chimney sweep before Christmas!'

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

'Why do you want a chimney sweep anyway? You're all electric...'

Christmas Presents for the Cat

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

Father Christmas' skeleton discovered by Chimney Sweep

Knockout!

Beginning fires for the winter - Something wrong with the chimney.

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

Have you had your flu shot yet?

Steeplejack.

When Anteaters Get Lazy

Ol' Man Winter in a stocking.

101 uses of a dead cat: toast fork

The Apprentice

'I don't care what you say.. it's too cold to stand out there.'

"Another interesting feature of this apartment is the working fireplace."

"Cor, what a site!"