Chimney Cleaning Fan Gifts

Free Chimney Cleaning.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Man using to much bug spray

Sandy Floss

Tortoise polishing his shell

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

Californians Abroad.

Water.

Internal Combustion.

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

Campaign. And now I'd like to introduce the other half of the ticket! That's very risky. He's running with scissors.

Jesus snowblows a cloud.

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

"If we just hold our nerve, poorly-lit homes filled with clutter will become 'a thing'."

'The door jammed.'

'This may take awhile -- I'll have to go back to the shop for lunch.'

When Anteaters Get Lazy

'Dinna play golf in your kilt.'

"You're too young to be smoking!"

Alberich

Frozen pees!

Episcopalian Flue Jab.

Types of Wood

Gift Ideas #13

Elevator Out Of Order

"No, your father didn't survive the Ice Age. He was exaggerating."

'Jeez, Shirley will be mad at me... There's a spot on my jacket!'

Made in England

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. I