Floor Cleaning Fan Gifts

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Penguin Remote

Tortoise polishing his shell

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'You've got lot toe!'

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Well that's me detoxed!

Water.

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

Fur'niture

Free Chimney Cleaning.

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

'I miss my water bed.'

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

"This is our trainee model for incoming school administrators."

Noah's Ark slugs.