Floor Cleaning Fan Gifts

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Penguin Remote

Tortoise polishing his shell

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

'You've got lot toe!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Well that's me detoxed!

Water.

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

Free Chimney Cleaning.

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

'I miss my water bed.'

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

"This is our trainee model for incoming school administrators."

Man breaking wind infront of neighbours.

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.