Clean Living Fan Gifts

Well that's me detoxed!

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

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Declutter Your Life

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Clean air.

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

"I don't tell you how to gather."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

'I bought it in Windsor - it belonged to the Queen Mum!'

"My bottom went to sleep."

'I built the patio out of old newspapers.'

'Luxury box.'

Bottle Bank.

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

Recycling container marked 'free stuff'.

'Having a toy chest that folds out into a desk has really helped.'

Recycling centre - newspapers,magazines,unfinished sudokus.

New house smell.

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

'It's a perfect starter teepee.'

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

"If we just hold our nerve, poorly-lit homes filled with clutter will become 'a thing'."

'It's a good start, Harcroft, but I don't think the Green Party will buy it.'

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."