Clean Living Fan T-Shirts

Well that's me detoxed!

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Humans are 100% recyclable.

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

Tortoise polishing his shell

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Declutter Your Life

Clean air.

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"I don't tell you how to gather."

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

'I bought it in Windsor - it belonged to the Queen Mum!'

"My bottom went to sleep."

'Having a toy chest that folds out into a desk has really helped.'

Bottle Bank.

'Luxury box.'

'I built the patio out of old newspapers.'

Recycling container marked 'free stuff'.

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

New house smell.

Recycling centre - newspapers,magazines,unfinished sudokus.

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

'It's a perfect starter teepee.'

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

'I'm the Good Witch of the North, so could I have some sugar-free mints and dental floss?'