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Nudist At Home

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Mr Metrosexual.

Pasta

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

Well that's me detoxed!

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"Chef's special: tossed salad, no dressing. It's dress-down day."

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"I don't tell you how to gather."

'Glad you could make it, G,B - pull up a bean bag chair,'

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

'Having a toy chest that folds out into a desk has really helped.'

'Everyone called and canceled for tonight's dinner party? Awesome!'

'It's a perfect starter teepee.'

'Of course the steak's TOUGH-yer won't get cissy nosh in 'ere,chum!'