Casual Living Fan Pillows

Nudist At Home

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Mr Metrosexual.

Pasta

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"I think we should each try other beers."

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

Well that's me detoxed!

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

"Chef's special: tossed salad, no dressing. It's dress-down day."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"I don't tell you how to gather."

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

'Glad you could make it, G,B - pull up a bean bag chair,'

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

'Everyone called and canceled for tonight's dinner party? Awesome!'

'Having a toy chest that folds out into a desk has really helped.'

'And if you like comfort food, I would recommend the Xanax stuffed pork -loin.'

'It's a perfect starter teepee.'