Alternative Living Fan Pillows

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'As an anti consumer society protester I want to be self-sufficient. Unfortunately, I'm not a farmer or a gardener. That's why I've got to eat what got ran over on the motorway.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

"Our teeth-cleaning procedure is 100% organic."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"I don't tell you how to gather."

"Too hard?"

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

"My bottom went to sleep."

'Having a toy chest that folds out into a desk has really helped.'

'Luxury box.'

'It's a perfect starter teepee.'

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

Pedalling Horse Carriage

"Relax, honey — they’re apples."

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

Fuel Carrier

'Ha, who needs television!'

Welcome signs 'Newtown Falls...republican 8,democrat 2, None of your damn buisness 194.

'I have the perfect cure for you.'

'Hugo's so high and mighty with his fancy hybrid!'

Acupuncturist putting pins in a chip and pin machine

Nudist At Home

Organic Transplant - "The patient is a strict vegetarian"