Quaint Living Fan Pillows

Welcome signs 'Newtown Falls...republican 8,democrat 2, None of your damn buisness 194.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Relax.

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Stainglass Windows '33

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"I think we should each try other beers."

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

Well that's me detoxed!

"Chef's special: tossed salad, no dressing. It's dress-down day."

"So, how's that 'Tiny House living' working for you so far?"

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

"I don't tell you how to gather."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"Either Bob lost weight or you jammed too much helium into those balloons."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

'You don't look like a man who's off his rocker to me.'

'Having a toy chest that folds out into a desk has really helped.'

'Luxury box.'

Snail Peephole

'It's a perfect starter teepee.'

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

Burgers

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

Mary had a little lamb. And some mashed potatoes.

Fuel Carrier

Field of Beans.

'No, I don't think we have to say grace over peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.'

No, I told you, only take rocks from the checking pile, not from the savings pile.

'As an anti consumer society protester I want to be self-sufficient. Unfortunately, I'm not a farmer or a gardener. That's why I've got to eat what got ran over on the motorway.'