Quaint Living Fan Gifts

Welcome signs 'Newtown Falls...republican 8,democrat 2, None of your damn buisness 194.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Relax.

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Stainglass Windows '33

St Bernard Toilet Holder

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

Well that's me detoxed!

"Chef's special: tossed salad, no dressing. It's dress-down day."

"So, how's that 'Tiny House living' working for you so far?"

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"I don't tell you how to gather."

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

'Having a toy chest that folds out into a desk has really helped.'

Snail Peephole

'You don't look like a man who's off his rocker to me.'

'Luxury box.'

'It's a perfect starter teepee.'

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

Burgers

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

Fuel Carrier

Mary had a little lamb. And some mashed potatoes.

'No, I don't think we have to say grace over peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.'

'As an anti consumer society protester I want to be self-sufficient. Unfortunately, I'm not a farmer or a gardener. That's why I've got to eat what got ran over on the motorway.'

Nudist At Home