Quaint Furniture Fan Gifts

Movers and Shakers

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Open House of Horrors

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

The water desk

"We're out of flowers."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

The Booger.

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Napkin Cole

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"I think we should each try other beers."

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

'A Dust Cow'.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"