Classic Furniture Fan Gifts

'You don't look like a man who's off his rocker to me.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Stainglass Windows '33

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

"Previously on..."

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Rep-Tiles.

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

Top Hat

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'Why did Oliver Twist?'

Fur'niture