Classic Furniture Fan Gifts

'You don't look like a man who's off his rocker to me.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Lorne Greene

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Stainglass Windows '33

"Previously on..."

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

The 3 Stooges Diner. Free Pie. Hah! I know better than to fall for that!

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

Top Hat

'Why did Oliver Twist?'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

Rep-Tiles.

'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'