Modern Furniture Fan Gifts

Furniture for the age of anxiety.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

"Does it come with magnets?"

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

Pizza-Matic

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Rep-Tiles.

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

"Is the hamburger innovative?"

Fur'niture

Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).