Minimalist Furniture Fan Gifts

"And what would you say to the young furniture designer starting out today?"

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Stainglass Windows '33

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

Artist with Spot Paintings for Sale

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

'You don't look like a man who's off his rocker to me.'

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

'I miss my water bed.'

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

"This is our trainee model for incoming school administrators."

'No photographs!'

Furniture for the age of anxiety.

Caveman invents the wheel and uses it as a table.

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"