Minimalist Furniture Fan Pillows

"And what would you say to the young furniture designer starting out today?"

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

Stainglass Windows '33

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

Artist with Spot Paintings for Sale

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

'I miss my water bed.'

'You don't look like a man who's off his rocker to me.'

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

Furniture for the age of anxiety.

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

"This is our trainee model for incoming school administrators."

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

'No photographs!'

Caveman invents the wheel and uses it as a table.