Quaint Living Aficionado Gifts

"So, how's that 'Tiny House living' working for you so far?"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Letter Collecting Nerd

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Swan in a trenchcoat.

The Lesser Pyramids

Working from Om

'Phew! What a day! I almost lost my aura of supreme tranquility.'

Go away

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"Is something bothering you?"

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

"I find the full body money immersion quite therapeutic after a tough day."

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

"The Snout? What For? We've got everything we want right here."

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

Desert Island: 'Offer Lessons of Meditation.'

Computerized House

'Nice needlework, dear, but we don't need a bigger house.'

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

My gran likes the crossword.

She went as far as she could to get away from the paperwork.

'The next time you feel like drinking champagne from your slipper, don't wear open toe shoes.'

'Before we'd move in, we'd want an upgrade of the many rooms, you know....the Romney touch . . .'

Silent Night.

The rich person's version of 'Honey I'm home!': 'Money I'm home.'

Welcome signs 'Newtown Falls...republican 8,democrat 2, None of your damn buisness 194.

'Why be upset about the 2 tip? They left over half their bottle of Chateau Petrus.'

Happy cat.

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