Quaint Quirkiness Admirer Gifts

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

The americanisation of vulture.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Cactus seats.

Nun Fight.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Giant Sale!

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"What a way to go."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

Handcuffs.

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

Hi again

Deer Barber

Mutated creature emerging from the Department of Genetic Research.

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."