Eco-friendly Fan T-Shirts

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Smart Arse Meter

Hilbert got an energy star certification for his energy efficiency.

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

'Looks like a great job!'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Solar Frankenstein

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

Recycling bottle bank.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Space Pioneer

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

A woman waters her plants which include a spider plant, a tiny hydroelectric plant, a tiny coal burning plant, a tiny nuclear plant, and a philodendron.

''Course I conserve energy, Honey. I always put the mute on during commercials.'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

"Our teeth-cleaning procedure is 100% organic."

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

'It's a Dyson wind turbine.'

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

Our produce has no pesticides. Insecticides. Chemical fertilizer artificial colour, or flavouring.

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

Car on bike.

'I bought it in Windsor - it belonged to the Queen Mum!'

Recycling container marked 'free stuff'.

Happiness is iPadding a nature show in surround-smell.

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."

Bottle Bank.

'I built the patio out of old newspapers.'

Recycling centre - newspapers,magazines,unfinished sudokus.

"It's nice, but not quite the electric car I was hoping for."

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

"I just eat one of these and I don't have to munch grass for ten hours?"