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Our produce has no pesticides. Insecticides. Chemical fertilizer artificial colour, or flavouring.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Recycling bottle bank.

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Space Pioneer

Smart Arse Meter

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Cave painting merchandise for sale

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

Tequila Mocking Bird

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

She always gave such earnest presents

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."

Snowman shoots another with a hairdryer.

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

Friends Of The Turf

An Organic Christmas

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

"I just eat one of these and I don't have to munch grass for ten hours?"

"I said mouth open wide. . . not eyes open wide."

Love or Confusion?

"In the end, I chose not to wait to be phased out."