Clean Living T-Shirts

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

Clean air.

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

Biker Hell No

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Biofelineism

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Global Warmer 2000.

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'I blame global warming!'

100% carbon neutral

Just Stop Boil

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.