Eco-living T-Shirts

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

Sewage Leaks

'Being green isn't going to help us in this predicament!'

'Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment.'

Tree Person

A gap between the solar panels

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Environmentalist

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Politically Correct Snowperson

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"