Clean Living Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I just find it interesting. You remember everything except where your dirty clothes go.'

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

The Environmentalist

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

Sweep the board.

Solar Frankenstein

Evolution.

Your Future Home.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

Nuclear generation of energy.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Not to mention the park view."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'We grow our food, have solar energy, use bikes instead of car...now if we could only stop buying knickknacks!'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"What about my footprint?"

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Environmental Conscience