Clean Living Gifts

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

Clean air.

I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping. Is your whipped hand-sanitizer organic? Totally. There's not a thing in it that can possibly hurt you. Can you BOIL the cookie just to be sure? That'll be extra.

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

Biker Hell No

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Biofelineism

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Politically Correct Snowperson

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Global Warmer 2000.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

100% carbon neutral

Just Stop Boil

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.