Clean Home Advocate Gifts

"It's amazing how filthy these cartoon panels can get."

'Wipe your feet - the national assistance paid good money for this carpet!'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

But is it organic?

Polluted geese

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

The sea 2050.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Nuclear generation of energy.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Global Warming Coming Soon!

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

Price may vary with weather.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Raining Leaves.

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

In the art gallery

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Earth Day Summit.