Clean Home Champion Gifts

Maid service sign next to mouse hole.

The Environmentalist

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"I miss the Augean stables."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

Billy's clean room.

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

"The freezer is on the bottom ... stop putting away the milk upside down!"

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

Nature Scents Research Department.

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

Now wash your hands.

A woman's work is never done.

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

"You need a haircut and a shave."