Cleanliness Champion Gifts

At the health spa: "Where's the washroom? I need to detoxify."

'I've finished washing you car Dad. Just be careful when you open the doors, okay?'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

If everyone will obey the law, only one mile will need to be cleaned up!: 'Littering next one mile! NO littering next 110 miles.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

Wash Your Hands

'I'll do anything for you.' - 'Okay, start with vacuuming my apartment.'

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

'Oh, for Pete's sake! Will you tell Milligan that it's HIS turn to clean the bird doo off of the telescope lens?!'

'You're like a new pair of socks. You shrink from washing.'

The houseproud wife

Clown at shoe-shine.

'You had merely to mention it. I would've taken care of it with my extra long duster.'

The clean up crew after the world beat boxing championship.

'...and get some of that kitchen cleaner that kills molds and fungus.'

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

The household pecking order.

'It certainly does wash whiter - that was a red shirt !'

'Did you wash your hands?'

Cull people who spit their gum out on to the sidewalk.

"Tia Carmen is pretty picky. She wants these plates to be clean enough to eat off of."

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"I'm worried about you. You wash your hands thirty times a day."

"I'd invite you in but we've got new carpets downstairs."

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

"The freezer is on the bottom ... stop putting away the milk upside down!"

"You didn't wash your hands!"

Washing Machine

"Looks like you've got some competition."

'Let's keep it clean'

"I'm not against bringing children into this world - just into this apartment."