Cleaning Champion Gifts

'But I can't take my muddy boots off - I'm not wearing any!'

A woman's work is never done.

"I don't lift weights. I got this way because I wipe down the equipment really, really hard."

'How to get mustard stains out of clothing? Excuse me while I call my mother!'

A woman hard at work doing the weekly wash.

'Can you cook too?'

'Didn't you remove the bird before washing the cage?'

'You knew I was an amphibian when you married me!'

'Well, they may be out of time outs but you aren't. Raise your feet!'

"He wants to be beach buggy ready."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

The household cavalry

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

TV and cleaner

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

Giant sandwich bags.

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"Looks like you've got some competition."

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

Billy's clean room.