Cleanup Champion Gifts

'I give up! Let's exchange this for an easy-to-clean cage!'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

"Looks like you've got some competition."

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"Wet wipe?"

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

Now wash your hands.

"The freezer is on the bottom ... stop putting away the milk upside down!"

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

Nature Scents Research Department.

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

A woman's work is never done.

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

'You knew I was an amphibian when you married me!'

'Didn't you remove the bird before washing the cage?'

Goalkeeper with a brush leaps around his goalnet which is covered in cobwebs and spiders.

'It's true, I don't like soap, but you don't have to rub my face in it.'