Cleaning Champ Gifts

Nature Scents Research Department.

Buffing Cars.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

The household cavalry

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

The birth of junk mail.

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

Spring cleaning.

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Cardboard, Paper, Comics.

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

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"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

Giant sandwich bags.

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

Billy's clean room.

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

Now wash your hands.

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"