Champion Of Clean Gifts

"No, not a cat...a plastic bag."

The Environmentalist

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"I miss the Augean stables."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

Billy's clean room.

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

"The freezer is on the bottom ... stop putting away the milk upside down!"

Nature Scents Research Department.

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

Now wash your hands.

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

A woman's work is never done.

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.