Cleanup Champion Pillows

'I give up! Let's exchange this for an easy-to-clean cage!'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"Wet wipe?"

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

Nature Scents Research Department.

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

Now wash your hands.

"The freezer is on the bottom ... stop putting away the milk upside down!"

A woman's work is never done.

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

'Didn't you remove the bird before washing the cage?'

Girl saying 'You're history, Brian' to a year 2003 diary.

Goalkeeper with a brush leaps around his goalnet which is covered in cobwebs and spiders.

'It's true, I don't like soap, but you don't have to rub my face in it.'