Clean-up Champion Pillows

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

The household cavalry

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

TV and cleaner

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Giant sandwich bags.

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

Billy's clean room.

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

"The freezer is on the bottom ... stop putting away the milk upside down!"

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

Now wash your hands.

"I'm beginning to suspect this may not be anything so dignified as an attack."

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"