"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."
Clean-up Champion Mugs
Start their day with a smile by gifting a mug that celebrates the clean-up champion. Perfect for those who love tidiness and humor, these mugs add a personal touch to their coffee or tea break.
'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'
"I miss the Augean stables."
'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'
Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool
"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."
"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."
The household cavalry
'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'
Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'
TV and cleaner
"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."
"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"
Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.
"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."
This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!
Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.
Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.
'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'
"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."
"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."
"Looks like you've got some competition."
Giant sandwich bags.
"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."
'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'
I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!
Billy's clean room.
"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."
4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!
"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"
Our house is a mess! Life's messy, I need to simplify. You don't have the nerve to do what needs to be done. We left our laundry on the sofa for you, mom! You're so wrong. I can too get rid of my kids. You'll save tons on cleaning supplies alone!
Human Dust Buster
"I'm beginning to suspect this may not be anything so dignified as an attack."
"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"
Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.
Clean-up Champion Mugs Collection
Clean-up Champion Pillows
Find quirky pillows that salute the clean-up hero in style, adding personality to any lounge or bedroom.
Clean-up Champion Prints
Decorate with prints that honour the clean-up champion—whimsical and inspiring art for any space.
Clean-up Champion T-Shirts
Discover fun and witty t-shirts celebrating the clean-up champion—ideal for showing off their tidy spirit in comfort.